Greetings and salutations, dearest fellow denizens of these-here interwebs!
Welcome to my new home, here on this site.
If any of you have followed my work long enough to remember the totally-garbage disaster that was my last site– the one run by way of a Google blog, because sincerely fuck my life, am I right?— then I hope you’ll find this a much more pleasing place to hang out from time to time.
While we’re launching now, not everything might be working exactly as intended right away. I’m new at this, and as an entirely independent author (see also: really fucking poor) I don’t have a legion of webmasters and mistresses at my beck and call. (Would that I did, right?)
So. Yeah. Just be patient, if it’s at all possible! I’d really appreciate it.
However, I’m quite happy with how things have turned out thus far. This is now where you’ll be able to keep yourselves apprised of all things “me”– you tasteful stalkers, you. Wherever would I be without you?
Keep your eyes open, your ears alert, and your nether-regions tingling. There’s some really cool new stuff coming soon!